mydaywithleo:

gettin all wet with elle. hashtag mydaywithleo tinder date number nine. 🔥🔥🔥

posin for this pic is april. we met near mccarren park and walked around. the sky was all full of ☁☁ and we were hopin fer no rain because the lil cutouts get ruined in the rain and our tinder date would be ruined. she was wearin a black spaghetti strap top so i was happy i brought this iconic elle macpherson pic from a sports illustrated.


i told april that i had serious hubba hubba feelings about elle. april loved the pics because it made her and elle look like boobmates, which is kinda like soul mates but for people with matchin boobs.
( . Y . ) = ( . Y . )


after the pic i suggested we get a drink and she said sounds good. “it wouldn’t be a proper tinder date without some booze.” 👍👍👍 so we got some 🍺🍺 and had lovely chats about dancing, tinder and approaching people in bars. we were total tinder mates which is kinda like being boobmates but for people who had a nice time after meeting on tinder!


#MDWLtinderdate #( . Y . ) = ( . Y . ) (at McCarren Park)

I’m thinking about jumping in on Tinder like a kid waiting for the right time in double Dutch. This is perfect.

Sports! #gobadgers (at Camp Randall Stadium)

It’s a race, and the one in the back seems to be winning. #youshareUW (at Bascom Hill)

austinkleon:

Maps by Oliver Jeffers


  I made a bunch of maps for the United Airlines inflight magazine. They are all geographically accurate.


Oliver has a new book coming in October, btw.

Filed under: maps, Oliver Jeffers

These are great. Reminder to self: his handwriting isn’t the prettiest either, but it works. austinkleon:

Maps by Oliver Jeffers


  I made a bunch of maps for the United Airlines inflight magazine. They are all geographically accurate.


Oliver has a new book coming in October, btw.

Filed under: maps, Oliver Jeffers

These are great. Reminder to self: his handwriting isn’t the prettiest either, but it works. austinkleon:

Maps by Oliver Jeffers


  I made a bunch of maps for the United Airlines inflight magazine. They are all geographically accurate.


Oliver has a new book coming in October, btw.

Filed under: maps, Oliver Jeffers

These are great. Reminder to self: his handwriting isn’t the prettiest either, but it works. austinkleon:

Maps by Oliver Jeffers


  I made a bunch of maps for the United Airlines inflight magazine. They are all geographically accurate.


Oliver has a new book coming in October, btw.

Filed under: maps, Oliver Jeffers

These are great. Reminder to self: his handwriting isn’t the prettiest either, but it works.

austinkleon:

Maps by Oliver Jeffers

I made a bunch of maps for the United Airlines inflight magazine. They are all geographically accurate.

Oliver has a new book coming in October, btw.

Filed under: maps, Oliver Jeffers

These are great. Reminder to self: his handwriting isn’t the prettiest either, but it works.

mediander:



Happy birthday to The New York Times! The Gray Lady published its inaugural issue on Thursday, September 18, 1851. Price: one penny.


Is that an infographic?

mediander:

Happy birthday to The New York Times! The Gray Lady published its inaugural issue on Thursday, September 18, 1851. Price: one penny.

Is that an infographic?

(via fastcompany)

#sharethewonderful

Today on Medium, from Medium: elliptical storytelling.

thenearsightedmonkey:

Dear Students

For extra credit, write for 8 minutes in response to this question:

Why do babies dance? Can they help it? What’s making them move?

Prof. Bootsy

P.S. I do not know the answer

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

Nice work, Tumblr.

Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

adulting:

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This is a thoughtful thing to do for people who might be expecting bad or serious news. My family got in the habit when Grannybarb was really sick, and every time my phone rang I was terrified that it was a Serious Call.

So when we just wanted to chat, my mom and sisters and would text the other person ahead of time, so we knew that it wasn’t serious and we didn’t have to drop everything to take it/steel ourselves emotionally/get to a place where we could flip out if need be.

This great if only because calling feels so invasive sometimes.

aninventoryofthepossible:

bregma:

kevinrfree:

charlienight:

commanderbishoujo:

bogleech:

prokopetz:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t

fun story about the reason they do that (at least in America)

once this lady spilled her McDonald’s coffee on herself and ended up getting like 3rd degree burns and since there was no warning on the cup she was able to claim she didn’t know it would be hot (or at least that hot) and won a lawsuit against McDonald’s for $1 million

That’s what the media smear campaign against her would have you believe, anyway. The truth of the matter is that the McDonald’s in question had previously been cited - on at least two separate occasions - for keeping their coffee so hot that it violated local occupational health and safety regulations. The lady didn’t win her lawsuit because American courts are stupid; she won it because the McDonald’s she bought that coffee from was actively and knowingly breaking the law with respect to the temperature of its coffee at the time of the incident.

(I mean, do you have any idea what a third-degree burn actually is? Third-degree burns involve “full thickness” tissue damage; we’re talking bone-deep, with possible destruction of tissue. Can you even imagine how hot that cup of coffee would have to have been to inflict that kind of damage in the few seconds it was in contact with her skin?)

Yeah I’m tired of people joking about either the “stupid” woman who didn’t know coffee was hot or the “greedy” woman making up bullshit to get money.

She was hideously injured by hideous irresponsibility, it was an absolutely legitimate lawsuit and the warning on the cups basically allows McDonalds to claim no responsibility even if it happens again. Every other company followed suit to cover their asses.

So they can still legally serve you something that could sear off the end of your tongue or permanently demolish the front of your gums and just give you a big fat middle finger in court. “The label SAID it would be HOT, STUPID.”

obligatory reblog for the great debunking of the usual ignorance spouted about this case

obligatory mention that the media smear campaign to twist teh facts on this case and get public opinion against the victim was deliberate and fueled by the right wing tort reform movement

it was seized upon to limit the rights of consumers to hold giant corporations accountable for wrongdoing

watch the documentary Hot Coffee, it lays out all of the facts and examines the response to this case and explains why everything you think you know about this case is bullshit, and explains why tort reform is bullshit in an entertaining and informative manner

The woman injured in Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants was 79 years old at the time of her injuries, and suffered third-degree burns to the pelvic region (including her thighs, buttocks, and groin), which in combination with lesser burns in the surrounding regions caused damage to an area totaling a whopping 22% of her body’s surface. These injuries that required two years of intensive medical care, including multiple skin grafts; during her hospitalization, Stella Liebeck lost around 20% of her starting body weight.

She was uninsured and sued McDonald’s Restaurants for the cost of her past and projected future medical care, an estimated $20,000. The corporation offered a settlement of $800, a number so obviously ridiculous that I’m not even going to dignify it with any further explanation.

The settlement number most often quoted is not the amount that the corporation actually paid; the jury in the first trial suggested a payment equal to a day or two of coffee revenues for McDonald’s, which at the time totaled more than $1 million per diem. The judge reduced the required payout to around $640,000 in both compensatory and punitive damages, and the case was later settled out of court for less than $600,000.

Keep in mind that at the time, McDonald’s already had over 700 cases of complaints about coffee-related burns on file, but continued to sell coffee heated to nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit (around 90 degrees Celsius) as a means of boosting sales (their selling point was that one could buy the coffee, drive to a second location such as work or home, and still have a piping hot beverage). This in spite of the fact that most restaurants serve coffee between 140 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit (60 to 71 degrees Celsius), and many coffee experts agree that such high temperatures are desirable only during the brewing process itself.

The Liebeck case was absolutely not an example of litigation-happy Americans expecting corporations to cover their asses for their own stupidity, but we seem determined to remember it that way. It’s an issue of liability, and the allowable lengths of capitalism, and even of the way in which our society is incredibly dangerous for and punitive towards the uninsured, but it was not and is not a frivolous suit. Please check your assumptions and do your research before you turn a burn victim’s suffering into a throwaway punchline.

jesus, i actually didn’t know about any of this, thanks for clearing that up

Also the non-disclosure functionally acts as a disclaimer, so fuck this cup twice.

Knew none of this. The Seinfeld episode was funny though, right?

(via machinery)

parislemon:

Explain A Television Remote Control To Me Like I’m Five

This is so true. I hardly use a television so even the remotes in my own house are confusing.

PLEASE REBLOG Last chance to save Net Neutrality

mostlysignssomeportents:

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There’s only 36 hours left comment on the FCC’s proposal to allow for Net Neutrality-shredding “Internet fast lanes” that let phone companies to pick Internet winners and losers—it’s time to act.

Read more…

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